December 2011
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I’m more of a dog person. Cat’s are borin’- all dey wanna do is eat an’ sleep. I actually got a dog back home. She’s a collie an’ I practically grew up wit’ ‘er. Kinda lookin’ forward to seein’ ‘er again.
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ask box open! →
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There’s a crapload of mind your own God damn business!
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I drink e’ry now an’ den. I don’t remember much from last time. Only dat I spent a lotta time wit’ dat lamp an’ somehow ended up in my underwear.
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Awright, which of you’se dirty BLUs left dis in ‘ere?
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…. heh.
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Talkin’ shit again, fatty? How ‘bout you stop bein’ a li’l punkass an’ talkin’ ‘bout my ma an’ fight me instead? Can’t blame ya for bein’ scared, but leave ‘er outa dis.
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Ya don’t hafta ask me twice!
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I gotta be honest, I ain’t too thrilled about goin’ home to visit. I always make sure to get my ma somethin’ nice, considerin’ I get paid enough, I may as well. She can’t really afford anythin’ pricey, so I never really get anythin’. But she seems to be the best at findin’ da ugliest sweater you can imagine for da holidays. As for bein’ on da...
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Ladies…
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Dat chick wit’ da four eyes? Ya gotta be kiddin’ me, gimme some credit!
Why, did she say somethin’ about me..?
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Why would you- What da fuck, man.
[Featuring artist guest, Crev! My friend wanted to answer an ask for me, so since she likes medic, we answered this one together! “I can’t believe I drew a RED Medic..” she’s a BLU (BOOOO)]
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Th Thanks, I, uh, I guess?
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Hmm.. Y’know, I actually haven’t. Let’s see… If I were a BLU…
I would be a freakin’ priss…. My ma would be a freakin’ tramp… I’d prolly be gay for everyone on my team… I’d get my ass handed to me by the RED Scout all the time…
Yeah, let’s not think about how sucky it’d be if I was a BLU, awright?
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((Sorry! Last time I left it open, I got more than I expected to get an’ I’ve been busy-ish lately, so I didn’t want to have a crapload of asks just sittin’ there! I feel rude when I reply to things late lol But I’m working on replying to things faster!))
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I mean I guess it can't hurt to open the ask box... →
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Sorry, man. I don’t date guys. I mean, it’s one thing if we was just hangin’ out or somethin’, but a date?? No freakin’ way. Plus yer a BLU! An’ no offense, but I wouldn’t trust those tentacles if my life depended on it! Pretty temptin’ to hit up a baseball game though, I’ll give ya dat.
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I ain’t playin’ match-maker here. Stay away from my ma.
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Hey, man- you live by da bonk, you die by da bonk. I don’t need any of dat green shit. Any flavor? I’ll just stick to good ol’ cherry fission, I don’t need any new crap.
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