Ya gonna ask somethin' or what?

Hmm.. Y’know, I actually haven’t. 
Let’s see… If I were a BLU…

I would be a freakin’ priss…. 
My ma would be a freakin’ tramp…
I’d prolly be gay for everyone on my team…
I’d get my ass handed to me by the RED Scout all the time…

Yeah, let’s not think about how sucky it’d be if I was a BLU, awright? 

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