Ya gonna ask somethin' or what?

Well, I had originally joined on account of my ma needin’ money around da house. I guess it ain’t easy raisin’ dat many kids on yer own. (Thanks a lot, dad)
As fer takin’ classes at a college or whatever. Well, as hard as it is to believe, I never had da grades for a scholarship or whatever an’ we didn’t have enough money for dat crap. I guess money ain’t an issue now, but I never really thought about what I’d wanna do dat ain’t playin’ ball or bashin’ in someone’s skull.
An’ as fer dat hug, looks like I gotta bust out da damn hug bear again.
Knock yerself out. 

God damn, dis lab coat is freakin’ comfortable.